Went for a big long walk...

In bad shoes. You would think I'd have learnt. But I like variety, I was doing my feet an ascetical favour. 

Today I went to the happiest place on earth!!! The World of Cocoa Cola. Now I know what you're thinking. How delightfully tacky! And you'd be right. 

No one promotes like Coke. Maybe Apple but they learnt it all from Coke. I could have watched commercials for hours but there was a world of weird and wonderful sodas to taste.

Did you know that Tanzania has a drink called Stoney that tastes like carbonated Stone's Ginger Wine?

Asian has several beverages that taste like all sorts of Push-Pops.

And somewhere here in North America there is a flavour of Fanta that is just like drinking Vick's Vapor Rub.

I came out feeling a little woozy on sugar. Then they give you a free Coke!

Drank beer with German boys last night and found them to be a little rude. They were pissing off the locals so I found myself going into damage control. Actually most of the fellow travellers I've met along the way I have not been a fan of. 

I met a Kiwi (is that offensive?) girl a few nights ago, and yes, she gave me beer, but I found her to be really bitter. I'll admit that America has done some dumb shit and there is a bunch of dumb laws here, but the Americans that I've been fortunate enough to meet have been lovely and definitely not as dumb as you would expect. 

People here, know they're living amongst stupidity. They're not that ignorant and foreigners just look like assholes for acting like they are. Who's ignorant now, mien Herr? huh?