Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

So I've been AWOL for a while. I know. And I've got some recapping/'splaining to do. But let's just know I didn't and pretend I did. Our little secret. Because truth is, I don't want to recount days of old while I'm still living the here and now.

So if, in the near future, I reference something that seems new and confusing. Don't be afraid, my little squirrels. Just hold tight and I will do my best to get you up to speed.

For now though, I will not be telling you of my past adventures. No accounts of Drag shows in Austin, no yarns of crazy hot nights sleeping in a van throughout the South, no tales of Seattle Space Needles or Disney in the Dark Burlesque. These will no doubt come though.

Be Patient squirrels, be patient.